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hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via trust)

rsn-grimdark-rel:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

Actually, it’s the “I’m never coming to this restaurant again” haircut.

(via georgia-sucks)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via assume)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim, via laugh-addict)

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via tyleroakley)

trust:

"all girls dress the same"